Those balls look pretty dangerous.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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