Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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