"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
try to milk me bitch
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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