I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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