What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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