I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I faked an abortion last night.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
