the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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