like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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