this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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