He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
What did we do last night that was yellow?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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