I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
