i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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