Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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