Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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