call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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