Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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