your parents love me but you hate me
I'm so fucking centered right now
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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