Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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