Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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