wat bout pragnant strippers??
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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