I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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