Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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