he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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