im having a threesome with these popsicles
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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