i was born a porn star she said
Say something about gay babies.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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