Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
he fucked my hip out of place.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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