I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
did i walk over a car last night?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
