Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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