so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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