A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Holy shit dude........stairs
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
