Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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