i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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