What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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