didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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