Do you still have your period?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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