when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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