is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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