WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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