I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
is wine microwaveable?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
