Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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