Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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