It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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