I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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