So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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