I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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