After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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