yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Randomize
