I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
