Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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