Do you still have your period?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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