I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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