Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Green mimosas i think yes
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
