Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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